More Fun With Broccoli

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While driving to work, I thought of some new broccoli-based words I’d like to introduce to the English language.

Broccology – the study of broccoli
Paleobroccology – the study of OLD broccoli
Broccolitis – swollen broccoli
Broccolistic – with broccoli-like tendencies
Broccocentric – centered around broccoli
Broccolism – the worship of small green trees
Broccolocity – the speed of broccoli
Broccophile – broccoli lover
broccoterrorism – violence against the pro-broccoli forces
brocolostomy – a surgical procedure of having a hole put in your broccoli
brocoliseum – a large arena to watch broccoli
broccoholism – an addiction to drinking fermented broccoli juice
Brock-n-roll – songs about broccoli

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